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[Livin Dead Return Trailer]

Schwing.

Zombies are kick-ass if no one has noticed by now. The animation was really cool and all that crazy jazz, the movement did go a bit slow but there's nothing particularly wrong about that unless you're an anal-retentive douchebag. The sound was amazingly sharp and clear, and the song you used isn't exactly something for a zombie short. But hey, it's only a trailer.

[AGNRY!!!!!!111]

^_^

For some reason I really love this song. It's like the god of music alltogether.

[THE BOB DOLE EXPERIENCE]

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHy T he FRuck WHould WE Listen To Such A Gay Person

Anyway, that was very good. I'm hoping not to miss any of your portal entries in case some assholes like him get them blammed.

[Cows with guns]

Go faschist cows! ^.^ *)

That was pretty good! Though the people's heads are all misshapen @_@. Heh.

[abnormality - episode 1]

That was great.

One of the best stick movies I've ever seen besides some of the Xiao Xiao clips. At first when the cam was panning into the building, and that ambient music was playing, I thought it was going to be a zombie movie(zombies rokk). But no, a savage crazy mutant. The movement was so good, almost like(yet again) Xiao Xiao, and the music kicked ass. I've seen some stick mutants like this one on sticksuicide, but not as fluid and cool as this.

[GONG]

KABOOM

Don't get it? Don't get it?! Well, seeing that there was no damn plot, sure, I might not get some of it. But I understood what you were trying to do. I watched Gong a day or two after seeing this, and I thought that was pretty good because you do good in comedy. I probably wasn't phased by this clip because I am not like most of the people who thought it was dark. I'm guessing that they never really experience depressing moods such as this. For me, it's quite a different story. I'm used to seeing morbid stuff everyday, and I'm used to these "dark overtones." Other than all of that, I suggest you stick to the comedy stylings with `dem crazy Orcs.

[Care-bear and Anti-Christ]

Heh...

That was great. The damn kid never had tome to explain anything, and that bear started singing that stupid little song anyway. The Anti-Christ's voice did go a little slow though. Should he sound that way? O.o

[CRAPPYSHIT]

Hahaha

Wow, that was kick ass. I recognized nearly every character in the film except for the duck. Unless that duck was your own idea, it does seem a bit familiar. The music rokked. And I'm wondering, in the background of that one frame, the poster diagram, is that Spooky from I Feel Sick?

[Village Raiders]

Fuck, wasted my time!

Ok, first off, NO DEPRESSING MOODS AT ALL! If you want to watch a "dark" overtone in a movie, watch Willard, or Dawn of the Dead. I mean jesus christ, the doll was idiotic, the whole film was ironic; not depressing, the people's heads looked like potatoes, and that of which a two year-old could draw. Damn, that's one smart two year-old. The violence? sure, violence is great and all, but fuck, don't abuse it, give people a sample and wait `till your next flick. Orcs are gods, I'll admit that. This movie has no plot, and how it's on the front page? I don't know. The people who thought that this flash changed their little world are idiots. They wouldn't know darkness if it shat on their faces. I can't believe the stupidity of the world today, all summed up in these 22 pages of reviews. All in all, it sucks my 5' 7" wang.

shagrat responds:

I hope you feel better after ranting like that cause you will just never get it.

[Angry Hill Billys 3]

YEAH!!

THIS MOVIE KICKS ASS! I love the alien scene where he smashes their heads together!