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[Pube Muppet goes to hell]

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Overused jokes I see. Pube Muppit rocked when it was being made by DRUNKMAGIKOOPA (or TERMINAL_HERPES, or whatever the hell it is now) and maybe one or two tributes were a bit funny, but this recycling of gay jokes, "ass excretion" and "piece of shit establishment" sayings are getting old, but I do admit the BG is pretty cool.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

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[Book of the Dead Trailer]

Loved it.

Wow, I'm surprised someone on NG knows about Within the Woods. This series you'll make I'm sure will rock. I loved the movies, and a flash re-creation doesnt sound bad.

CGSstudios responds:

Doesnt sound bad, its the best idea since sliced bread, and the best idea before that was pantaloons...
in other words... Cheers ;)
-Steve

[Village Raiders]

Fuck, wasted my time!

Ok, first off, NO DEPRESSING MOODS AT ALL! If you want to watch a "dark" overtone in a movie, watch Willard, or Dawn of the Dead. I mean jesus christ, the doll was idiotic, the whole film was ironic; not depressing, the people's heads looked like potatoes, and that of which a two year-old could draw. Damn, that's one smart two year-old. The violence? sure, violence is great and all, but fuck, don't abuse it, give people a sample and wait `till your next flick. Orcs are gods, I'll admit that. This movie has no plot, and how it's on the front page? I don't know. The people who thought that this flash changed their little world are idiots. They wouldn't know darkness if it shat on their faces. I can't believe the stupidity of the world today, all summed up in these 22 pages of reviews. All in all, it sucks my 5' 7" wang.

shagrat responds:

I hope you feel better after ranting like that cause you will just never get it.